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The Proper Way to Drink Tequila by Chris Martinez

24 January, 2020

Chris is a huge fan of tequila. And while he doesn’t drink that often, the go to for a night out is a nice glass of tequila. Forget the whistle. Forget the worm. You can event forget the lime.

Real Mexican eat fake tacos

23 January, 2020

You might have heard that Americans (stupidly) named Taco Bell the #1 Mexican Restaurant in the US. Well that outraged many of us Americans who are regularly enjoying AUTHENTIC Mexican food on both sides of the border. While Taco

Mexicans Teaching Spanish Part 3: Qué Pedo

21 January, 2020

Have you ever wondered why Mexicans use the word “Fart” (aka Pedo) for basically everything? Well today we are going to explain how Mexicans use the word “Pedo” in everyday life and how you too can be a pedo

Mexicans Teach Gringos Spanish Part 2: Bad words are the best words

20 January, 2020

We’re continuing our education for you gringos with some more Mexican slang that you can use to entertain your friends, get in good with your Mexican neighbors, and just be more cool when you visit Mexico. Today you’ll learn

Mexicans Teach Gringos Spanish Part 1: No Mmes Gey

18 January, 2020

If you’ve taken high school Spanish then you know the common phrases like “Donde esta el bano?”, “Cuanto cuesta?”, and “El queso es muy viejo”. But did you know that there is more to Spanish than what Senora Gutierrez

Episode 5 : The Two Biggest Lessons I Learned From My First Massive Business Failure

17 January, 2020

Nobody enjoys failing, but the truth is that you learn more from the losses than the wins. Running a business is inherently difficult, but it definitely makes it harder when you make a lot of stupid mistakes and lose

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The Proper Way to Drink Tequila by Chris Martinez

Real Mexican eat fake tacos

Mexicans Teaching Spanish Part 3: Qué Pedo

Mexicans Teach Gringos Spanish Part 2: Bad words are the best words

Mexicans Teach Gringos Spanish Part 1: No Mmes Gey

Episode 5 : The Two Biggest Lessons I Learned From My First Massive Business Failure

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The Proper Way to Drink Tequila by Chris Martinez

Real Mexican eat fake tacos

Mexicans Teaching Spanish Part 3: Qué Pedo

Mexicans Teach Gringos Spanish Part 2: Bad words are the best words

Mexicans Teach Gringos Spanish Part 1: No M*mes G*ey

Episode 5 : The Two Biggest Lessons I Learned From My First Massive Business Failure

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